My good friend Perry gave this to me and these will be my rules in about 16 years. I don’t know where he got it, so my apologies for not recognizing the source. If you made this… I salute you. I dread the day that I might have to setup an electrical fence and a foxhole in our backyard. It is hard to be a dad to a pretty little thing.
10 of Daddy’s Rules for Dating
Rule One:
If you pull into my driveway and honk you’d
better be delivering
a package, because you’re sure not picking
anything up.
Rule Two:
You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You
may glance
at her, so long as you do not peer at anything
below her neck. If
you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my
daughter’s body, I
will remove them.
Rule Three:
I am aware that it is considered fashionable for
boys of your age
to wear their trousers so loosely that they
appear to be falling
off their hips. Please don’t take this as an
insult, but you and all
of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I
want to be fair and
open minded about this issue, so I propose this
compromise:
You may come to the door with your underwear
showing and
your pants ten sizes to big, and I will not
object. However, in
order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact
come off during
the course of you date with my daughter, I will
take my electric
nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in
place to your waist.
Rule Four:
I’m sure you’ve been told that in today’s world,
sex without
utilizing a “Barrier method” of some kind can
kill you. Let me
elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the
barrier, and I will kill
you.
Rule Five:
It is usually understood that in order for us to
get to know each
other, we should talk about sports, politics, and
other issues of
the day. Please do not do this. The only
information I require
from you is an indication of when you expect to
have my
daughter safely back at my house, and the only
word I need from
you on this subject is: early.”
Rule Six:
I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with
many
opportunities to date other girls. This is fine
with me as long as
it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you
have gone out
with my little girl, you will continue to date no
one but her until
she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I
will make you
cry.
Rule Seven:
As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my
daughter to
appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not
sigh and fidget.
If you want to be on time for the movie, you
should not be
dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a
process than
can take longer than painting the Golden Gate
Bridge. Instead of
just standing there, why don’t you do something
useful, like
changing the oil in my car?
Rule Eight:
The following places are not appropriate for a
date with my
daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or
anything softer
than a wooden stool. Places where there is
darkness. PLaces
where there is dancing,holding hands, or
happiness. Places
where the ambient temperature is warm enough to
introduce my
daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff
T-shirts, or anything
other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down
parka - zipped
up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic
or sexual theme
are to be avoided; movies which features chain
saws are okay.
Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes
are better.
Rule Nine:
Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a
potbellied, balding,
middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. But on issues
relating to my
daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of
your universe.
If I ask you where you are going and with whom,
you have one
chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and
nothing but the
truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres
behind the
house. Do not trifle with me.
Rule Ten:
Be afraid,. Be very afraid. It takes very little
for me to mistake
the sound of your car in the driveway for a
chopper coming in
over a rice paddy near Hanoi. When my Agent
Orange starts
acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell
me to clean the
guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home.
As soon as
you pull into the driveways you should exit the
car with both
hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter
password, announce in
a clear voice that you have brought my daughter
home safely
and early, then return to your car - there is no
need for you to
come inside. The camouflaged face at the window
is mine.
Hello! First of all I would like to apologize to my 3 avid readers (including my wife). There are a lot of reasons why I was not able to blog… Ondoy (typhoon Ketsana) submerged all of our belongings including all of our cameras and our beloved optimus pride. Optimus is already running but I still need to replace our precious canon memory catchers…. And oh yeah those free online games are also to blame. =)
I would like to jump start the blog with a few breakfast pictures from PNKY in Baguio. There are a lot of fast food chains serving morning chow in the summer capital, but you have already endured the long drive, so might as well try something different. My mind is a little bit rusty so I’ll just let the pictures do the talking.. errr the writing. Cheers!
PNKY
http://www.pnkyhome.com/pnkycafe/index.html
Sorry guys for being delinquent in blogging. I’ll try to write as soon as able.
To those who have helped us you have our unending gratitude. Dear readers and visitors please help as many people as you can. The victims of typhoon “ondoy” still need help.
Experts say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. According to studies it jump starts the body’s metabolism… blah, blah, blah. But to me, it is the best excuse to chow on those cholesterol-rich egg yolks and artery-clogging-thinly-sliced pork belly otherwise known as bacon.
When we are in the pine city, we only have one place in mind to satisfy our morning cravings. Located near Rizal Park is this little place called Café by the Ruins. Aside from good food, it also houses several works of art. Some fixtures are also masterpieces in their own right. The café has received its share of good and not so good reviews, but for us it is one of the best restos in Baguio. 
A great way to start one’s meal here is by sipping their caffeine brew. What makes it more interesting are the sugar sticks (look at the picture above: it is the little cylindrical shaped thingy on the saucer with the coffee) which they serve with your hot beverage. I read somewhere that you can use it as a straw and that I did. It was fun and it was good we did not buy a bottle or I’ll be taking diabetes medication after finishing the stash.
I am no bacon connoisseur, but I love it. The best I’ve tasted so far is this Café’s version, which according to our host is home made. It is not super thin as the ones you buy at the grocery, but it is still crispy, smoky and 100% satisfying. Customers can order them as a meal either with eggs, brown mountain rice or French toast. We always order them both… with extra rice please.
Breakfast meals usually come with a small serving of seasonal fruits, so just in case your dietitian or mom calls you can tell her you had something healthy for breakfast.
Café by the Ruins, 23 Chuntug, Baguio City
Tel. 442-4010 / 446-4010 Fax. 442-5272
feedback@cafebytheruins.com.ph
After 7 hours of travel (including pit stops) we finally arrived in Baguio. Many say Baguio has lost its charms, but for some reason we still believe Baguio is a good vacation spot. It must be the cool weather even during the summer months or maybe the fresh produce that can be had all year round.
We’ve been here several times. Usually we just love the fact that we can walk around the city and not feel an ounce of heat. Though Baguio is fast turning its green landscape into gray concrete sceneries, I dare say that Baguio is still one of the best looking cities.
This time we had one specific mission. We would sample all the restaurants humanely possible in three days.
Let me start with probably the most popular food place with the locals. We asked half a dozen people where it is and they all gave specific directions. And what was even more amazing was that some were able to describe the resto’s red and yellow signage.
At the back of the Baguio Center Mall is an old building which houses Good Taste. We were actually overwhelmed the first time we got in. There were so many people inside that you would think they have an ongoing garage sale. At way past lunch time one would think you’d have an easy time choosing your seats, but this joint is so popular we only got seated just before 2 pm.
The wait staff was pretty quick and in no time we were able to order and get the food. The first on our menu was buttered chicken (145 pesos), which is one of their bestsellers. When it arrived, I immediately said I only ordered half a chicken only to be rebutted with: “this is half a chicken”. The serving was so big, the wife and I joked that it was not chicken but turkey. It was a bit sweet and sour. One bite and you’ll know why this is one of the bestsellers.
We also ordered lechon kawali (135 pesos) or pan fried pork. It wasn’t as crispy as other lechon kawalis we’ve tried, but this one was tastier. It wasn’t really a big winner in our books, but again the serving size was bigger than expected
Our meal won’t be complete without their version of fried rice (85 pesos). It was good enough that it could actually be eaten without any other viand.
I bet you can feed a big family with just a thousand peso budget. The serving size was meant to be shared and it was so unfortunate that we only have two stomachs and we still have a couple of food stops after this. If you just want an honest to goodness cheap meal and if you are not so particular with the ambiance then Good Taste is the place to go.
Location:
At the back of Baguio Center Mall ( Near the market and Dangwa terminal)
The word Toblerone usually brings to mind triangular milk chocolate with nougat The chocolate itself is enough to bring smiles, but folks from Cake2Go had other things in mind. They deconstructed it and transformed the mini chocolate pyramids to a creamy circular temptation. Visually speaking, I’d say it would be a good bribe for an angry girlfriend (because for the nth time you said yes to the question “do I look fat …?”)
A quick slice revealed the insides of the ice-cream- like tri-layered cake. The bottom part is definitely chocolate, the last two layers I honestly don’t have any idea. But I am certain it was all delicious. I have to warn my (4) avid readers that this cake can change the way you look at things. One bite can transform the most loving and generous person to Mr. Scrooge. I myself was tempted to say “mine! mine and all mine!”, until I remembered my dear wife has the knife.
We also got a box of sugar free chocolate decadent cake for our insulin dependent loved ones. It does feel good that you are indulging on something that is a bit healthier, but the devil in me was saying that something was missing. Next time I’ll try the non -sugar -free version.
PRICE: Toblerone cake- P585, Sugar free Decadent cakeP475
San Juan - 414 2585
Timog - 411 7468 Banawe - 4105714
Katipunan - 438 1513
Paranaque 825 3257
Cellphone No. - 0922 844 C-A-K-E (2253)
I once had a sensible colleague named Ed. We’ve been seatmates for a while and I’ve learned a few things from him. Before I tell you what I consider the best gem from the lot, let me emphasize that this guy is health conscious. He bikes everyday from Quezon City to the hills (or is that mountains) of Antipolo to prepare for competitions. He also watches closely what he eats.
Surprisingly, this came from him: “Don’t count the calories if it is FREE”. Ha! Words of wisdom from a sage! Guys, if you haven’t noticed yet, I’ve feature a few posts regarding restaurant promos – usually the buy one take one type. This post is different. The food was absolutely free and the host doesn’t expect you to do anything in return, except to enjoy.
Krispy Kreme has been around for a while and most of us enjoy the light cotton candy soft doughnuts the store serves. The original glazed donut is in itself a must have treat, but imagine the glaze mixed with chocolate and you’ll have the ultimate diet buster! The best news is Krispy Kreme is giving free samples together with their signature brewed coffee! All you have to do is sign up or wait for somebody to “glaze” you.
After we printed our email invites, my wife and I went to the nearest store. We handed our printouts to the cashier staff and waited gleefully. We passed time watching the Chocolate Glazed Doughnut come out of the magical steel contraption in the see through kitchen. Wouldn’t it be nice to have a similar device at home?
Our (free) orders arrived and we did not waste time. The strong brewed coffee was good and went well with its sweet partner. The choco doughnut definitely is a great makeover from the original glazed. Still soft as expected and it should not be missed by anybody who loves chocolate or who has a sweet tooth. If I could design my own heaven the clouds would be made of this.
I am not sure when the promo will end, but you might want to check the links below:
http://www.krispykreme.com.ph/index.php
Once upon a time there was a restaurant hidden in the streets of a kingdom called Makati. They served the best gelato and the best al dente pasta dishes without burning a hole in your wallet. If you’re from the northern regions of Manila and wanted to sample the renowned gastronomical treats of the holy order of the Don Bosco Knights, then you had to fight your way through EDSA. Fire breathing Dragons called Buses and other rushing crusaders will try to bully and stop you (as if the hidden alligators were not enough).
That was a long time ago… Amici is now under new management and has decided to open up a new outlet at the SM Megamall Atrium. Those living in the Quezon City and Rizal Areas do not have to travel far to sample great tasting Italian dishes.
On this day we decided to get Roast Chicken. Describing it as tender and tasty is an understatement. The rosemary elevated an all time favorite to a new level. The resto always serve this dish with the drippings, which we mixed gleefully with our rice - Yup, you read that right! We ordered steamed rice in an Italian resto. What were we supposed to do with the glorious chicken fat? For 190 pesos you’ll get half a chicken with nicely cooked vegetables.(tip: if you want a decent cheap meal for two, order this one and just add extra rice for only 10 pesos per cup).
Since we love our carbs, we also ordered a plate of spinach cannelloni. Mixing a bunch of ingredients like pasta, cheese, spinach, tomato sauce sounded easy enough, but I know this tasty dish will be a great feat to accomplish at home. It is great that Amici sells it for 195 pesos only.
We ended our meal with a couple of gelato cups namely sans rival and espresso. I love sans rival, but transform it into ice cream and that is what I call food nirvana. The espresso gelato is something that would surely delight coffee lovers out there. So far this is the cheapest gelato we’ve tried for only 50 pesos per scoop.
We have tried Amici several times in the past, usually with family and friends; and so far we do not have any complaint. This is still our reigning best bet for a good Italian meal. Good service, easy on the pocket and most of all delicious.
Amici
3rd level. SM Megamall Atrium. Ortigas Center
Tempted by this:
Ordered it
Enjoyed it
Chocolate and ricotta cheese… a match made in heaven
Sbarro
Ground Floor. SM Megamall Bldg A
Italianni’s has a new promo. Buy one big lunch and get the next one free (<<–click if you want to learn more). The deal sounds good, but we just had to find out if the actual meals would not disappoint.
If a restaurateur named his business BIG, then customers will expect huge servings. The problem with expectation is most of the time it sets the stage for disappointment.
Mr and Mrs Optimus went on a little walk
When hungry Tummies began to talk
Along Palawan Beach they searched for food
Wondering which restaurant was good
Do you believe that unless we treat global warming seriously, our planet would sucker punch us like a crazed heavy weight boxing champion? Are you willing to help reduce carbon footprint, but can not live without comforts of modern life? Are you the type who believes that travelers should take nothing but pictures and leave nothing but footprints?
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Hi my name is Optimus… I am an Ice-cream-o-holic. I do not know when exactly this addiction started, but I must have been still little when it happened. It must be one of those children’s parties wherein ice cream is as ubiquitous as spaghetti and hotdogs.
Zero, null, nil, naught, zilch… That is the price of a Manila-Singapore roundtrip ticket. Last November we took advantage of Cebu Pacific’s zero-fare promo and booked ourselves to visit the Lion City in February.
Our last stop, before we went home was AC Rumpa. The first thing that popped into my mind upon hearing the name was actually Willy Wonka’s Oompa-Loompas! Seriously, don’t expect midgets with funny hairdos working here. AC Rumpa actually stands for Angeles City Retired US Military Personnel Association.
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Did you know that many great occurrences in world history started in coffee shops? It is said that the French revolution was brewed in Café Foy. The New York Stock Exchange was steeped in the old Tontine Coffee House. Caffeine must have perked up something in the minds of those folks; the same way it added a couple of IQ points when we used to cram for exams.
When we saw the sign Café Mesa in the perimeter of Clark Field, we decided to stop and give it a try. Maybe we’ll use the same cup used by a famous person…. At the very least coffee would be decent, right?
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If asked for words starting with C, a food fanatic might say: cake, crepe, calzone, carpaccio, confit… chiz curls, chippy =). For those who have tasted the hybrid Italian dish called panizza, C is a restaurant tucked away in the distant land of Angeles, Pampanga (yeah 2 hours of travel is far for us).
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Do you like what you see? Those are just some of the hidden culinary treasures of binondo. Fortunately Ivan Man Dy and his associates are more than willing to share these secrets. Tasty dumplings, meaty siopao and freshly made lumpia (spring roll) are just some of the gems waiting to be tasted. For those on a diet you don’t have to worry much, the walking will surely help you burn some of those calories. I won’t spoil the fun by saying where these treats are hidden. Walking with a bunch of foodies and listening to the animated Ivan will surely change the way you look at binondo.
URL:
http://www.oldmanilawalks.com/index.htm
Rib eye
Sometimes a person just got to have a good piece of meat… the type wherein the host needs to ask if you want it rare, medium or well done. If you love slabs of meat on your plate then consider us members of the same pack.
Optimus pride is the name of our car. He is no luxury car, but my wife and I love our Kia Pride. He already took us to lots of places and I bet he will accompany us to more adventures. Thought we don’t use him all the time when we go on our dates, I still chose to name this blog optimuspride. Hope you guys enjoy this chronicle of our adventures, dates and experiences.
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